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Broccoli-Shooter
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The
Incredible
Broccoli Shooter
Start Game
Protagonists
Brokkoli: Also referred to as "Broccoli" in southern Germany (Italy). Abbreviation in modern usage: Bro.
When hit, it drops 3 seeds (feminized). The larger it is, the more points you earn.
Compost: Also referred to by non-believers as "poop" or "doo-doo", and often confused with bullshit. It is produced by monkeys and tends to accumulate in large piles. Once it is ready for sowing, a light bulb goes on. Then, simply drop a generous amount of seeds onto it.
Christmas tree: Grows in compost and is nourished by rain and love. When its cones are ripe, it looks as if it were already decorated. It should then be harvested as soon as possible, before something terrible happens to it. See: Alien.
Sitting Monkey: Belongs to the group of great apes (Hominids). Generates compost. Is usually found near irrigated ceramic chairs.
Monkey: Belongs to the group of laughing apes (Lolminids). It generates even larger compost piles and is frequently found on TikTok.
Alien: Next to the dog, man's best friend. It radiates nothing but love and makes everything grow.
To harvest a Christmas tree, you must strike the Alien directly above the tree itself.
Frost: Aside from the hippopotamus, the worst enemy of mankind (even worse than the great white shark). It lures Mother Holle in, and when snow falls on the trees, it turns it into dreary snowmen that only vanish when it rains. So watch out, otherwise your field will get frosted, and you’ll end up frustrated.
Moon: It is there simply because it exists. When Seeds fall upon it, it rains heavily.
Clown: Wastes massive amounts of toilet paper and, foolishly, destroys compost in the process. That is why clowns were banned in Germany during the coronavirus era.
Cowboy: It comes from America, is pronounced "Kaubeu" in German, and likely means: Chewing young man. But be that as it may: They enjoy playing with fire, something that has a negative impact on vegetation.
Skull: Definitely old and white. Sheds teeth that gnaw on the plants. Totally lame.
Santa Claus: He throws money around and makes plants grow. But as soon as there are decorated trees present, he tries to bag them up. And as if that weren't bad enough:
In their place, he leaves behind a shrinking broccoli.
Never trust a Santa Claus when he comes bearing gifts. Even if they're wearing nice hats, they are the absolute worst!
Policeman: Naturally, he couldn't be left out. He spends most of his time sleeping, but whenever decorated trees come into view, he keeps a watchful eye on the plantation. And if he spots anything, he summons a specially illuminated taxi, filled with harvest helpers, to come to your aid.
Furthermore, pelting policemen with hearts constitutes a minor offense, punishable by a penalty of 500 points. An objection may be submitted by mail, but it is futile.
 Barrage: Awards negative points if it hits something.
You, your ego, naturally invulnerable:
A total ego-shooter. However, you are still only allowed to shoot at broccoli and aliens. Everyone else must be eliminated using seeds. That is when the rain begins.


The goal of the game is to do something meaningful while shopping, and harvest as many Christmas trees as possible in the process ... or simply to blast away and beat the low score ...


Safety Note: Due to its complexity, this shooter is not suitable for teenagers ... but then again, as everyone knows, they don't like broccoli anyway.